Funny election words

I haven't had much time to post to dear ole blog and other VS contributors (ahem, this means YOU) haven't been of much help the past few months due to something called the "election." Whatevs.

So to that end, I present you election words that are completely innocent but sound oh so dirty.

Grip & Grin
Pork
Caucus


Change is coming to Washington. Some hope it's for the best, others hope Mr. President-Elect does horribly in the first two years that a Republican Congress is elected in 2010. Who knows what will happen, but change is coming. Good or bad. And I'm excited.

Oops, sorry about that. This is supposed to be only funny stuff.

Well how about this:

"...and I can see Russia from my house."